We’ve got doom, travel agents, babies, shoelaces and a time-frame refered to as a person in this weeks Horrorscopes and that’s hardly the best bits! Look inside and find your future foretold in a fantastical frighteningly accurate depiction of fiction!
Read more...What a week ahead! The stars are flying their true colours this week!
Read more...Oh dear, we are in for a ruff one.
Read more...Exciting new point system!
Read more...Aries
Your guardian angels will be watching your for the next few days. Try not to do anything stupid or get naked, they’re very judgemental.
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Taurus
Mars is taking over your social life for a while. So now your unpopular, get over it loser.
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Gemini
Beware of one of your personalities, there is a chance that they are leading a [...]
Aries
Ladies, avoid all emasculating sex toys this week - your boyfriend hates you. Men, Your affection for beer and nights out with the boys has now taken over your affection for women. Try take a lady friend to a salsa class if you wish to remain straight.
Taurus
Your hike through the rainforest will ultimately [...]
