Kia’s Answers

Kia Roadtests the ridiculously short dress - find out how it rates!

What’s wrong with my doogle?

Hey beautiful prehistoric people, comments are now active on posts!  Write away!

Why are your boobs represented ever so proportionately more full in the largness department in the banner than they are in real life?

why would a dog bite a kool person like me with my sweet monocrome glasses and slick hair!??

Kia! Im really hate my name. What should I change it two?

Aries
Your guardian angels will be watching your for the next few days. Try not to do anything stupid or get naked, they’re very judgemental.
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Taurus
Mars is taking over your social life for a while. So now your unpopular, get over it loser.
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Gemini
Beware of one of your personalities, there is a chance that they are leading a [...]

Aries
Ladies, avoid all emasculating sex toys this week - your boyfriend hates you. Men, Your affection for beer and nights out with the boys has now taken over your affection for women. Try take a lady friend to a salsa class if you wish to remain straight.
Taurus
Your hike through the rainforest will ultimately [...]

My frienemy is sleeping with my boyfriend behind my back, what’s some awesome pranks I can play on them to get revenge?

I have a boyfriend on the internet and I’m thinking about meeting up with him. I’m pretty sure he’s genuine but how can I make sure he’s not some crazy fat old man.