Kia’s Answers

I have a question to ask, that I can’t be bothered googling. And a little embarressed to to ask.

What do you get when you have two awesome receptionists that work at a law firm and love Britney Spears?

I say the word “breasts” 9 times!

What should I do? I just bought a CD that I already downloaded but I don’t want to take it back because I will look like a complete twat?

This will melt your eye balls and make your genitals shrivel.

LLUUUCCCREEECIIAAAA!!!!!!

Kettle is 9 years old, he doesn’t meow and he always has this haunted expression on his face. Was he traumatised as a kitten?

Your underarms look so smooth! How often do you wax/shave? I’ve only waxed my pits once - came out in a rash - any suggestions?

This isn’t so much a question per-se (well there may be a question mark involved here somewhere), just wanting to know what your spin on cheating is?

I wasn’t hacked to pieces with the machetti they confessed to having concealed in their backpacks while we were passing a field of sugarcane.