Dear Kia,
When do you think it’s okay to fart in front of your partner?
Nina, 17
Dear Nina,
COMPLETELY depends on the partner. Me, personally, I would not date a person who was grossed out if I farted (unless it was a really, really sloppy one). When is entirely up to you though often you’re not at libery to choose when, like, if you’re holding one back but it’s determined to come out so you clench your butt really hard but then you fart anyway and it makes like a sqeaky balloon sound and then there’s like this awkward silence while he comprehends the fact that you just farted and he could either laugh his ass off or jump away from you and challenge you to a duel to regain his integrity and honour.
I think in any relationship, if you are comfortable in your own skin and you are not currently touching your partners person or in a confined space together and you can’t help but let one rip then it should be okay at anytime after the first… If it’s not okay then next time you should acutally fart bare arsed onto their skin so they know how bad it COULD be. Watch out if you fart in their face though cause that’s how you get pink eye.
Good luck getting your gas on Nina!
xo Kia
July 19th, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Ha ha ha