Dear Kia,
Who do you think is better in bed…Malcolm Turnbull or Kevin Rudd??
Dit45, F, 26
Dear Dit45,
So which is better in bed? The Australian Prime Minister or the Leader of the Opposition? Should you take a Tumble with the Turnbull or a Romp with the Rudd? Is it better to make magic with Malcom or kiss with Kevin?
Well, Turnbull has a larger mouth, nose & head suggesting he may be better equipped all over but then if he rules in the bedroom like he rules in the opposition then I’m betting he will “put his own personal gain before the needs of the people”.
Rudd on the other hand, listens to opinion polls, makes generous gestures and puts the needs of the average citizen first. In his interviews he seems a reasonable guy so I bet if you’re willing to go the extra mile in the sack then so too shall he. Lastly, nerds work harder and I’d put humour over handsome any day.
Without sampling the wares myself I’ll say Rudd has my vote. What does everyone else think?!
xo Kia
June 23rd, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Love your analysis. I’d say Rudd too - who knows what Turnbull would falsely accuse you of afterwards
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
That’s a very valid point! He’d be like “Oh, you gave me crabs!” but after the federal police investigate it they’ll find it was actually robot crabs invented by the oposition and snuck into Turnbulls pants in order to gain the sympathy vote of STI sufferers around the nation. Shame on you Turnbull, shame, shame, shame.
June 24th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
hehehe, i like this one, you should leave it as a comment on news.com.au
June 27th, 2009 at 7:39 am
Prime Monster Kevin Rude pull off good erection in 2007. But word economy make many people no money so he can stimulate them with his big package.
Maybe Opposition Reader Malcolm Tornball must debate Kevin Rude’s big package too much?
Yes. I sink so. ROR.