Kia’s Answers

Dear Vincent,

I work full-time and I put my cat Moppet outside during the day…  What does he do all day?  Does he like me?

- Kim, 24

O hai,

Moppet eetz, runs owtside an pissez, scraches a treez, climbs it, watchz birdys, blinks cause sun iz in his eyz, climes down, napz in the sun, chasez a lizard that iz napping in his sun, findz  a puddle an drinks frum it, wanderz into your naybor neybah house next door and eats sum dug foodz, runz away frum angree dug, pissez on the fence in his face, napz in the sun, chases birdee that wakez him up, liks himselff cleen 4 forevr and wayt for yu to cm home.  He do think you nice cuz you feed him, he dusn’t like eneewun but you do make nice cushion for sleepz.

Vincent