hay kia
ahh yea like so there was this time right when i was walking and then this dog came out and BIT me ! argh i know… so like why would a dog bite a kool person like me with my sweet monocrome glasses and slick hair!??
i need your help cause it was serious like…
- Dab
Dear Dab,
I’m guessing you once worked at Leonards Chicken and perhaps still to this day retain a slight raw meaty smell. I think the dog bit your cool personage because he thought you were a tasty chicken Jumbo. Try having a shower.
xo Kia
May 25th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
If I was a dog I would bite dab in the sternum