Dear Vincent,
Kettle is 9 years old, he doesn’t meow and he always has this haunted expression on his face. Was he traumatised as a kitten?
Thanks, Jen
O hai!
Kettle haz flaysh-baicks too teh warz - he’s neva proply “com home”. Ai recummend reglar ingerst eengest drnking of cognac four Kettle untill hez reddy to tailk bout the deaf of his bruvva in rams, Jingles.
Vincent
May 27th, 2009 at 5:24 am
I would grow distant too if i was called kettle
May 27th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Yeah Jen, your cat is probably traumatised by how gay his name is. In his mind his name is probably “Count Marmaladé Rip’n'Tear McFluffy” which would be SIR to YOU! *Medieval glove slap*
xo Kia
May 28th, 2009 at 12:48 am
Aint’ no slappin’ like a medieval glove slappin’