Kia,
Why are your boobs represented ever so proportionately more full in the largness department in the banner than they are in real life?
- Steve, 23
Dear Steve,
It’s been so long since last we spoke you wouldn’t know that the banner picture is actually a current unedited photo of me - I am now a cartoon. Like Jessica in “Who Framed Roger Rabit”, men want me and women want to be me. Also, if my memory remembers correctly, my old “human” boobs were the same size as your girlfriends - booyah!
xo Kia
